oh dear. So, I just went to see
2012. I like disaster movies. I like watching stuff falling apart. It makes me very happy. Remember those car insurance adverts with the slow-motion exploding stuff, or breaking glass? Those are my favourite adverts ever. I could watch them on a loop for hours at a time. I just love watching stuff fall apart. It fascinates and delights me. All apart, all glittering and smashed up and wrecked - I love it. Makes me very happy. When I was a kid, dad and I* used to walk along Hell's Mouth up in Wales and play Bombs Away to the horror of mum. We'd pick up rocks off the beach, which is mostly just rocks and ship debris, and lob rocks at bottles and smash them. It was brilliant.
Given this, I expected to really enjoy
2012. I expected an orgy of visual porn where stuff got wrecked.
Fortunately, I was not disappointed in this: the Stuff Falling Apart visuals are superb. Volcanoes! The earth swallowing itself! Giant tsunami! Skyscrapers smashing into each other in a shower of broken glass! I was very happy.
( Unfortunately, someone saw fit to write dialogue for this film, and also tried to make some characters and a plot, too. )Okay, that's enough. That's all I can bear to squeeze out of my poor, battered brain. So here's that in brief:
There are three reasons to see this film- The Stuff Falling Apart effects are superb and gorgeous.
- The Russian pilot, Sascha, is hot enough to melt rock.
- The absolutely hilarious Science!
There are many reasons not to see this film- But it is one of those "So Bad It Is Enjoyable" films.
- I got a lot of mileage out of slagging it off.
So now you know. I'm going to bed.
Edit: AND NOW IT IS PUBLIC, LOL
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